So my dream now is to work at some swank casino in Vegas. I’ll serve someone like LeBron? James in the VIP lounge or our eyes will meet over the neon blare of a slot machine. Not only will he fall head over heels in love and offer to pay off my student loans, but he’ll marry me and take me back to his mansion where I can focus on less significant goals like, I dunno, writing a book.

My only fear is I no longer have it in me. What if I can’t carry a tray of drinks anymore? What if I can no longer add? I heard a rumor that in order to land a job at Hooters, a gal’s breasts have to be big enough to hold a pencil in the crease between her boob and her ribcage. And here I’ve been concentrating on writing with pencils. What a dope.

I’m sure I’ll figure it out once I get to Vegas and meet my man. Of course, since LeBron? is famous and rich, he’ll undoubtedly cheat on me. No worries though. I’ll just beat him with a golf club.

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